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Cartman "Top Anchor" T-Shirt — High-Quality TV News Parody Tee

$40.00
Colors: White
Sizes: XS
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
A soft, breathable tee that reads like a late-night newsroom wink. The shirt puts the spotlight on Cartman as a faux “top anchor,” printed with crisp, detailed artwork that stands out against a lightweight, Airlume cotton fabric. Wear it to lean back on the couch during a binge, headline a casual hangout, or add a little satirical edge to your everyday rotation. The crew neck and retail fit keep the silhouette clean and easy to layer, while thoughtful construction—side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar—means this shirt holds its shape wash after wash. Subtle, tear-away labeling keeps things comfortable against the skin, and responsibly sourced production gives you a piece you can feel okay about putting on.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel
- Crisp, high-detail prints (DTF/DTG depending on provider) on body and sleeves
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Retail crew-neck fit with tear-away label for comfort
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured (Fair Labor Association/Platinum WRAP)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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